Google Searches

I think most people who read my blog actually know me, but a random few wind up here from google searches. Here are a few of the most interesting ones.

• how do i stop my self from breaking out with spots if ive just eaten chocolate cake - Okay. We all know the obvious answer here, but it just isn't a possibility to actually stop eating the cake. To tell the truth, a few bites of the moist cake topped with a thick layer of creamy frosting are probably worth the embarrassing break out. And I know I talk about sweets pretty often around here, but I don't recall ever mentioning chocolate cake, and I know for a fact that breaking out in spots would definitely fall under the non-bloggable category.
• is beth moore dispensationalist - This is possibly the scariest of google searches because I get one of these at least everyday. When I posted about this, I was actually just admitting my lack of knowledge about this complicated issue. At least all of these fellow Beth Moore studiers will know they are not alone in their confusion.
• can you feel the wall - Come again? The wall? What wall? Oh, you mean the handwriting on the wall. Yes, I guess you're right. If we really do mean to lives our lives as God's handwriting on the wall, it should not only be seen but also felt. In fact, it should be felt more than seen. Ahhh. Nice. Thanks google searcher.
• fragmentosis - I was beginning to think G.W. (lead pastor at my church) must have coined this term because I haven't heard it anywhere else, but the other search results indicate otherwise. I normally pride myself on being a multi-tasker, but after looking at my to-do list for the summer, I am questioning my skills. A few too many things listed, a few too many things started and not finished.
• instant cappuccino and friendship bread - Oh, honey. Please don't. You are missing out on the joys of the Bialetti Mukka Cappuccino Maker when you go instant. Not only is the finished product worth it, but the five-step process is therapeutic in itself. As for the friendship bread, go for it. I don't recommend trying to make three batches in one day though - unless your will power is strong enough to resist the desire to test each of the six loaves while they are still warm.

Stay tuned for future installments of the often humorous google searches.